I am the Vanguard of your Distraction!

sickinq:

My parents find it hard to punish me now because I literally care about nothing now

thinsquids:

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

vvierd:

live. <3 laugh <3 murder

n o t   ev e n   b y   t h e i r   m  o  t  h  e  r

jpgay:

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

lustire:

when super cute boys have low standards 

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"youre old enough to make appointments yourself now"

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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

truthed:

so many concerts, not enough money

jiyongs-g-thong:

wheres the customize button for my face

amoying:

when you realise you’ve eaten more than the rest of your friends at a party

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findsomethingtofightfor:

#these two run a country